Marbella?

[LynetteScavo]

Pronounced Mar-Bella?

Sorry - not fond

Nooooooo.

Everyone will pronounce it like the holiday destination.

😂

😂

Classy...

Have you thought of Ayia Napa?

Dreadful.

No.

Not great. If I heard that name I would assume that she’s been conceived during a coked up binge by two terrible humans.

I don't know. Bit divisive in current times. How about Bournemouth pron Borne-mouth?

I don't know. Bit divisive in current times. How about Bournemouth pron Borne-mouth?

Are her siblings called Zanzibar and Mauritius?

Isla White?

Puerto Rico?

Pronounced - Poo hair to Rico

Mar-Bella and her brother Benny Dorm?

Nice Try

Jesus.. no😂

Mabella is an actual name, pronounced mah-bella... could you be persuaded to use that instead?

How about magaluf instead?

I thought it was just me being snobby. I did actually over hear a mum calling her DD this in a shop today. I had to hang around until she said it again to make sure I hadn't imagined it.

Is this a piss take? I find mumsnet 50% full of pisstakers or moaners.

Benny Dorm, I'm dying!!!!

Alie Canty?

@MargotB7

Is this a piss take? I find mumsnet 50% full of pisstakers or moaners.

More like 99%!

@Nightshifter - so it is, apparently a boys name.

...Albie Settie?