The Law has changed, and you are only allowed to call your child a number...

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it can't be the numeral (eg has to be One, not 1), it must be English and natural numbers. Pi and i for example are banned (don;t ask why, I didn't wrtore the rules...)

no abbreviations or portmantaeus, however hyphenation is allowed.

Pick a boy's name and a girl's name

my boy would be Five

my girl would be Nine or Seven

Six for a girl (after Six from Blossom) and twelve for a boy (for some reason it sounds a bit masculine)

There’s a character called Forty on You on Netflix. His twin sister is called Love.

If dh had his way one would be 007.
Dd would suit Eleven.
Billion would suit a boy (Billy for short)
Zillion would also work

Eleven or Seven for a girl
Million or Minus-Four for a boy

I am enjoying this game!

My DD would be Eleven or Seven she actually looks a lot like El from ST
Or maybe Thirteen like in House

My boys would be Four (which sounds like Thor!) and Eight

Trillion and forty two

Seven for a girl. Billion for a boy - Billy for short.

This week, dd would be eight.
As in she ate every biscuit she could find

Eleven - Could be Ellie or Evie for short.

Seven and Thirteen, I think they are pretty unisex.

Also, anyone trying to register their child as sixty-nine should have their child removed and given to a nice family.

One Two Three.

Or Eleven for girl and Seven for boy

Seven as it sounds like Seren which is a name

Zero for a boy
Ten for a girl

Well our surname is actually a number. So finding a good combo might be tricky .

DS1 - Ten.
DS2 - Twenty.
DD - Twelve.

Minus Nine for a girl and Trillion for a boy

It’d have to be One, Two and Three.

Seven

Surname is a number?

Intrigues now, wondering round going Nine?? Thirty?? Hundred??

I actually love the old names which were number based.

Septimus ofr seventh son of seventh son.

Octavia for eight child/daughter

Decimus

My son would be Gazilion - Gaz to his mates

Dd1 - trillian (okay slight miss spelling!) and Dd2 Forty-two... meaning of life. On anyone want to guess my favourite series of books!

Eleven as I think Milly Bobby Brown is so awesome in Stranger Things. And she could be Elle for short or or Ven for a boy...!