I think the OP has legged it to Tipperary. Has anyone told her it's a long way?
Another thread follows the same pattern:
OP: Can I have your opinions on this?
Everyone: No, don't do it. Bad bad idea.
OP: I'm going to do it. I didn't want your opinions and fuck you all.
Everyone: but, but, we have more jokes and puns and stuff...come back!!