Third baby name ideas. GUIDANCE NEEDED!!

[gammonarms]

Hello all, me and the hubby have been talking about what to name our third child, my dds are called Evangelica and Greta; but we want the third baby to have a more unique name.. lol. For a girl we have considered something like India or Samantha, and a boys to be something like Timmy or lil' something ( all the kids love lil' pump so I think it would be appropriate)
Please tell me all your wonderful stories and let me know what you think. Lol xxxxx

Donaldina.

Oh. I didn't read it as tongue in cheek, Battleax

I don't pick up on tone in writing very easily. That's annoying. What's the point in asking if you are joking?

I'm absolutely PRAYING it's tongue in cheek as it's just bloody ridiculous

Why do people put these weird cryptic tongue in cheek baby name threads up?
I can never work out if they’ve got a terrible sense of humour and are trying to be funny, or are trying to be goody but missing the mark.
Perhaps we should develop a stock answer. Something like:
‘You seem to have posted a non serious bizarre post on baby names. We suggest you:
1 Get a life
2 If struggling with 1, then aim to develop a better sense of humour that will mean your threads are actually amusing
3 if struggling with 1 and 2, please log on to netmums, where you will find supportive hubs, no matter what drivel you post

*goady

*huns

Lil'ets

What's the point in asking if you are joking?

It's a good question manic.

Please don't call ur child lil anything . that is horrific, it's laughable when celebrities do it but mortifying for a 'norm' to do it !

Get a life

Lil’Pisstake

Li'l Sebastian, obvs, like the wee horse. Very nice too.

Lil'shit

How about Lil'Fucker? It's the English version of Lil'Focker which is from a film and everything.

Evangelica, Greta and Lil'Fucker sounds like the ideal family to be honest. Definite Waitrose-shoppers.

Ursula
Astrid

Timmy, India and Samantha are not at all unusual, let alone unique. Dated maybe, but not unusual.

Get out of town OP!

LOLZ at Lil Fucker.