fuckinelloliver

[WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant]

The people next door have not long moved in.
Their youngest child is called "fuckinelloliver"
They shout at him a lot.
FHO don't kick the ball that way
FHO how could you Miss that?
FFHO kick it to me don't you dare try and score
FHO go and fetch it..

Poor child.
Unusual name!

'Fuck' for short.

It's lovely.

Poor FHO - think his cousin lives round here fuckssakeluke. Constantly hear that or 'Beth! Beth! Beth!' Always 3 times, must be exhausting at register time in school

At least bethbethbeth is easy to spell!