Does Xaphania...

[ireallyshouldbeworking]

...make you think of His Dark Materials? Have you ever heard it anywhere else?

Why don't you like your baby?

I haven't read HDM
but it sounds a bit like a weight loss drug to me.
Sorry

No. It makes me think of a disease. The more I ponder it, the more I'm thinking a sexually transmitted one.
Sorry

On the plus side I have read His Dark Materials and it still didn't make me think of that so your fears are clearly groundless OP

Made me think of the poet Benjamin Zephaniah

Sounds like a corporate software package.

"I need to get the payroll in but flippin Xaphania's packed up again"

Pmsl austen

I have never heard it. Is it for a girl?

Xaphania....feel free from constipation!

For some reason, the first association that popped into my head was Zaphod Beebkebrox.

Made me think of a cream you may use for intimate femine itching.

Have you made that up?

Thank you all, this thread is hilarious. It's not for me, thank goodness! My friend is considering it, I hate it, and was wondering whether it was because I couldn't stop thinking of HDM, or whether it was also objectively awful. Interesting to see it's the latter!
P.S I wouldn't tell my friend I hate it, of course. Was just interested in your thoughts.

I normally try not to be negative on baby name threads but.... please don't.

Well hopefully the "friend" will see the thread and refrain from using it. Truly one of the worst names I've ever heard!

Horrid, and Nn would be phanny.

Warrior princess?

For the love of god please don't

reminds me of daphnia. A small crustacean. Sorry.