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Chantelle Houghton and Alex Reid

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winkle2 · 18/06/2012 21:09

Any idea what they have called their baby girl?

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badtasteflump · 21/06/2012 14:31

Who is she and is he Jordan's one after Peter Andre with the wonky nose?

StealthPolarBear · 21/06/2012 14:34

She is the Paris Holton look a poke who was on big bruva

badtasteflump · 21/06/2012 14:36

Ooh I know the un-celebrity on the celebrity one - was it the one with that horrible Michael Orwight Orwight man?

Isn't it wierd how they all end up shagging each other.

Glaikit · 21/06/2012 14:36

She is the winner of celeb BB a few years back when she was a non celeb pretending to be a celeb. She met and then married, then divorced Preston off of the ordinary boys, then did the BB ultimate, rekindled relationship with Preston, but that was then proven to be a set up for publicity, then she got with Alex, then announced her pregnancy. I know far too much about her Blush but I thought they had split up, so I obviously don't know everything!

StealthPolarBear · 21/06/2012 14:38

so is he not still married to Jordan? Thought they were splitting up

StealthPolarBear · 21/06/2012 14:39

look a poke???
How did that autocorrect so badly??

badtasteflump · 21/06/2012 14:46

I love the term 'look a poke^ - I thought it was a really clever play on words! Blush

StealthPolarBear · 21/06/2012 14:49

No, well only by the smartphone people if so :)

StealthPolarBear · 21/06/2012 15:18

Is he Jordan's ex? I thought they were only just splitting up?

Sleepydog · 21/06/2012 15:38

Alex and Jordan have the decree nisi but not absolute .

Sleepydog · 21/06/2012 15:39

'Look a poke' - well maybe right Grin

StealthPolarBear · 21/06/2012 15:40

So was he cheating on her with channelled? Or is it like a soap where time speeds up?

Sleepydog · 21/06/2012 15:42

Fuck knows what goes on with these celebs but Jordan wants to marry AGAIN !

StealthPolarBear · 21/06/2012 15:44

Who now?

Sleepydog · 21/06/2012 16:01

[[
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4284544/Beauty-Katie-Price-to-wed-for-a-third-time-to-Leandro-Penna.html some Argentina model who can't speak English]]

Hmm
Frontpaw · 21/06/2012 16:34

Not speaking the same language could only help in some cases. Didn't Naomi Campbell go out with a french guy and neither of them could speak the other (or a third) language?

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 21/06/2012 16:39

Naomi went out with Jocquim (sp) the ballet dancer. He was dreamy.

Ellellie · 21/06/2012 16:43

Roxanne...

Frontpaw · 21/06/2012 16:53

Melanie
Sparkle
Nigel
Dave

CrumpettyTree · 21/06/2012 20:43

Didn't Katie Price accuse Alex Reid of not being able to get her pregnant or something?

EightiesChick · 21/06/2012 20:48

Haven't they announced this yet? They must be really thinking hard about it. That has to be a bad sign.

LineRunner · 21/06/2012 20:54

Axel Rose

GeraldineAubergine · 21/06/2012 20:58

Eglantine myopia reid-houghton is my guess.

StepOutOfSpring · 21/06/2012 21:02

I expect you'll be right Geraldine :o

LineRunner · 21/06/2012 21:15

Well it's obvious now Geraldine's pointed it out.

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