Ok, so which names WOULD teachers call their children?

[PrincessJenga]

Apologies for the thread in response to a thread, but after accusations that the other one was getting nasty, what names WOULD teachers choose, despite (or perhaps even because of) teaching pupils with that name?

For example, all of the pupils I have taught called Oliver, Alexander, Edward, Kathryn, Heather and Molly have been lovely.

I know a couple who uses Spartacus as a nick-name for their son. It gets on my nerves tbh, because it feels like they are showing off!

Only teach girls but the ones that stick in my mind as lovely:
Chloe, Evangeline, Dandara, Beatrix,Imogen and um Boglarka

Phew all of my kids names have been mentioned in the lovely kids list!