I want my newborns name to be upper class...

[Delphiii]

Hi there ladies!
I myself am a very traditional woman from a high-class background with conservative views and friends. I'm currently pregnant with twins! Having 4 children already; Simon , Harry, Emily and Edward, I'm essentially looking for a less "common" name, I don't at all like these "new-earth" names such as Jago or tigger. I am however looking for something a little... different. What do you all think about these? -
Wichard,
Ceculle,
Samwell,
Job, (possible Joab),
Gawker,
Delphina II,
Eli,
Belle,
Beau,
Beaux,
Fant (French pronunciation)
Nathanwell (similar to Nathaniel)
or Theadore?
I look forward to getting to know you all better soon!
Delphiii!
xxxxx

excellent, so plenty of scope for Eric and Erica, Alan and Alana, David and Davina....

I'd go for Geronimo and Flangerella

Delphiii had a think for you - what do you think of the names Gryssentellia, Horatio or Trixabella? x

I love the idea of giving them similar names, but that just doesn't give them the scope to become autonomous beings and that saddens me. I do however like the name Eric, it's simple, granted, but I like it. Geronimo is a bit tacky really :( Horatio sounds good, Trixabella too :)
Haven't fallen in love yet though

Have you considered

Dartusboardus?

Hunterswellis?

Yorefierd?

How about Jonty, Squiffy, Booboo, Bunty or Pong?

Well we call my husband squiffy so that one's out of the running I'm afraid.

Oh for goodness sake for sheer upper class blue blood, you will have to go for William, Harry or Catherine (but NOT Kate - far too middle class)

The names in your list are, I assume, taking the piss (a name you could add to the list)

Don't be so flippant, woman! Have you not read the whole thread?

well just call whichever of the babies you like least squiffypoo then! Simple

Well the young ones don't come from squiffy's poo, do they? Maybe I should call them "squiffysemen" and "squiffysperm"?

Belle and Theadore get my vote :-)

please, PLEASE go with Gawker - I beg you! (laughs and snorts tea at her laptop).

I've just laughed so much at this thread. Jolly good wheeze.

How about 'Filip'

Squidward?

Gawkers fantastic. I think you should go with it. Its so unusual, in fact i love it

Wichard and Fant are fabulous

Love your names op.

What about Treeadore or Histopher

Goodness, I would have thought that with your 'high class' background and, presumably, education, you would know a little more about apostrophes OP. Your thread title had me terribly foxed for a moment.

Gawker is deffo my fave

I've only ever heard high-class in relation to hooker

Do you mean upper class perchance?

Why don't you just call your kid TWAT - possibly pronounce it the German way - that would be unusual

Fant should obviously be used as a middle name. Goes beautifully with Ellie.

i have a 'quite dreadful' feeling that the op is for real, but retain a glimmer of hope that this is just a bit of fun....i find it painful enough listening to the put-on-poshes calling for badly behaved barnaby and awful annabel in the park without this whole new level. for the record, anyone with any actual class doesn't feel the need to make reference to it (and darling, 'monied' means a different thing altogether).

as i said to a friend the other day, i am going to patent the idea of a new form of child psychology. the parent simply has to call me and tell me the name of their child; i dont need to SEE the child, just to hear the name and i will be able to diagnose his or her problems immediately. mostly it will be a very easy job with a unanimous diagnose of mummy's a twat who never quite made it in her own right, and daddy's a tosser who's not quite good enough to make the promotion he's always wanted, and you henrietta, are the future....