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MuffinMouse · 06/10/2010 20:19

  1. Most ridiculous combination of a known first and surname you can think of
  1. Comedy twins
  1. Next Celeb baby

Here's a start

  1. Orson Carter (say out loud)
  1. Earth and Wind
  1. Velvet or Pussy
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gapbear · 06/10/2010 21:23
  1. Helena Handcart
  2. Cherry and Kerry
  3. Oriel
lazycow007 · 06/10/2010 21:30
  1. Annette Curtain
  2. Chakra and Karma
  3. Lulu (our DD name for fanjo)
Namechangingwuss · 06/10/2010 21:56
  1. Drew Peacock 2. Shaun and siobhan
  2. Haribo
Lilka · 06/10/2010 22:20
  1. Richard Head (I can't get over it, ven though its so old now)
  1. Uh I have comedy triplets - Milly, Molly and Mandy
  1. Faerie (especially if Jamie and wife have a fifth child!!)
kailie · 07/10/2010 09:22
  1. Nicholas Hoare (my midwife said she'd just come from their 1st visit and struggled to keep a straight face)
  1. Gerald and Geraldine (in my brother's class at school)
  1. Bijou Peepee Popadom
kailie · 07/10/2010 09:25

I also knew a Theresa Green at work - she had my top "what were your parents thinking?" name badge until the Hoare family came along.....

ChaosTrulyReigns · 07/10/2010 09:32
  1. BJ Hooker.
  1. Homer and Simpson.
  1. Vesuvius.

Madness, I tell you, madness.

LutyensCBA · 07/10/2010 09:45

Don't get why Nicholas Hoare is funny Blush. Can someone explain?

  1. Neil Downs (a boy from school, he used to take the piss out of his own name before anyone else had a chance!)
  1. Cherry and Cookie (to be fair these were their nicknames, they had fairly normal first names)
  1. Milky Way
ChaosTrulyReigns · 07/10/2010 09:45

Knickerless whore. Grin

EauRouge · 07/10/2010 09:47
  1. Tess Tickle
  1. Andy and Mandy
  1. Cantaloupe
LutyensCBA · 07/10/2010 10:12

Aaaah!!! Grin

lazycow007 · 07/10/2010 11:06

I have just remembered after seeing namechangingwuss's post that i used to work with a Chris Peacock! She was most insistant we call her Christine - I now know why Grin

5inthebed · 07/10/2010 11:10
  1. Michael Hunt
  1. Maureen and Doreen
  1. Candida
MrsvWoolf · 07/10/2010 11:32

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SweetCheesus · 07/10/2010 13:40

Lutyens - I know brothers called Ben and Neil Down.
They always joked (I hope it was a joke anyway) that their mother wanted a girl called Eileen!

Minione · 07/10/2010 14:05
  1. Victoria Cross ( I teach a girl named this)
  2. Bill and Ben
  3. Moet
MuffinMouse · 07/10/2010 14:54

I am aching I have laughed so much! Thank-you. Grin Grin Grin

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fayc84 · 07/10/2010 17:09

My husband was at school with a girl called Charity Stall

kailie · 07/10/2010 21:13

ooh I also know of a newsagent in Notts that is run by the husband and wife team....

P & A Nurse

P Nurse and A Nurse - brilliant

WhatTheWhat · 07/10/2010 21:24

1: Steven Mellor
2: Castor and Pollux (someone always things it's cool)
3: Olympia

Psammead · 08/10/2010 11:29
  1. Daley Male
  2. Persephone and Bob
  3. Puppy
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