Oh Beggar and Rse

[PerArduaAdNauseum]

I've gone and said to DS we'll make paper tomorrow.

Whose bloody idea was it to have long summer holidays?

And how do I make paper? I have vague memories of tights over squared-off wire hangers scooping through gloop...

It's an idea, but I'm afraid I might end up having to shave redecorate the kitchen afterwards...

Ah, hence the paper idea. Tomorrow's weather forecast is biblical round our way...

my addled brain somehow transposed the 'baby names' title next to your thread title

was just about to post - "What, Beggar for a boy and Arse for a girl?"

No, Arse is a Boy's Name. [tch]

Nooooooooo......! They are too complicated for me evil

He's 5 - isn't that too young?

Oh come on, somebody here must have made paper before?

Hello-ello-ello-lo-o

Gah! I curse your cream-filled chocolatey loveliness!