There's a bit of a long story behind this which I won't go into for fear of outing me or my friend but a very, very dear friend of mine has had a totally shit few years healthwise and is hovering on the edge of depression as a result.
She is such a wonderful person and has been strong for so much of her life but the last few years have been awful.
I've just had an idea about something that would make her laugh so much (it's connected to a joke we have between us) - a cross-stitch of the word Bollocks. 
I only need something simple, small (so when framed is only about the size of a greetings card), maybe with a few twee flowers on it.
Is there anyone out there who would be willing to do this for me please? I'd deal with the framing side. I'd pay, naturally.
Thank you