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[SoupDragon]

... strange silhouette motifs from Lakeland.

For some reason, Lakeland included these with my order. I will not use them!

iamsoupdragon at blueyonder dot co dot uk

Can you not stick them to your shoes to revive them?

i could, yes, if I wanted to look like a tw*t.

Oh, do you not read the Times style section???

Oddly enough, no. It reminds me that once upon a time I had time to be stylish. Unless Baby Snot is back in fashion, I don't want to know!

Maybe you could combine them with clog paper for that Elegant Clog Effect ????????

I read that, and for a moment, I thought "Baby Snot" was a pet name for Baby Dragon

My two do great lines in snot, tis true.

Wearing dark colours, especially red is a must for accidents involving food (its always bloody red sauce), or the children themselves (blood is easy to get out but having to spend the rest of teh shopping trip looking like you have committed murder is NOT a good look.

Whizzz - do you know, I never thought I'd ever see the words "clog" and "elegant" next to each other

Soupy knows all about the elegance of clogs

I think my name must be registered on a "send me your bizarre craft items" mailing list somewhere...

Someone must want these?

pmsl!

Why would anyone else want bizarre craft items?

You're not exactly selling them Soupy

Well, they're not exactly everyday craft items are they??

However, they're not in Lakeland's sale so I'm guessing they must be popular and sell well.

LOL v true - lakeland arent selling them either - they are giving them away!

Must have a wander around Lakelands websites one of these days.

I think it was sent by mistake instead of this which was missing from my order.

Oh you fucker

And to think I nearly posted a link to what they really didn't send me...

oh go on......

It's not very exciting! Star card template

You bastard - you've changed the link address.....

snigger.

i'll get you for this......

I mean twice in a row!!!???

Buyt back to the matter inahd... who'll take these delightful items off my hands??

But do you want my stick on silhouettes?