I have just taken up knitting at the grand old age of 40 and have discovered I LOVE it! 
I have knitted a, erm, long thing. And although I started with 20 stitches, I somehow now appear to have 27.
And I have no idea how I am going to get the wool off the needles.
And all I want to do right now is make squares to make a blanket. Not that I have any idea how you would sew the squares together.
And I have discovered that I can either knit, or natter, but not both, which is disappointing for the knit and natter group I have joined.
And I require the assistance of my right breast in order to knit, because I wedge one of the needles under there.
but it's great fun, isn't it? 