How would you make an Adult Orville Fancy Dress outfit, any tips?

[fairyfly]

All i can think is i need a big white towel for the nappy but that's all i can come up with it.

TBH in this heat i would encourage a gandhi costume - loincloth, glasses, walking stick

green fake fur tabard with cushions behind it, some kind of duck foot slippers, green fake fur headband, white face makeup

It's not his fantasy it's mine, i love Keith Harris.

So i need a green fake fur dlivery then and some duck slippers, i will look on ebay.

It's not needed until sept so it should be cooler, cooler as in a drop in temperature not a trend for Autumn.

YOu could hire one ?

Definitly being serious, i love the old style entertainers, the way they used to dress and their innocence. I like the way he will have to talk for me so he can dictate his needs.

God no fio, do you think i'm weird or something?

thanks Jackieno, that makes a lot more sense.

you really are getting far too peverse in your old age FF

i just want to go to a good old fashioned fancy dress as Orville, it is my nickname.

I will not be getting fisted or pissing in my nappy.

ok

paint your face white (Pancake white a la geisha) and get a duck's bill from a joke shop

buy some lime green furry material and wrap foam round your body

wear a nappy and duck feet (lime green tights)

prepare for people to sing "I wish I could fly" at you ... all night

watch out for people with guns

They sing that to me anyway.

Green tights good idea.

get enough green fur to go round you twice & a bit widthwise. Cut the length so that the top fits round your neck and the bottom comes to just under your arse (leave coupla inches for hems. Hem top & bottom but put some string in before. Put velcro fastening down either side. Then ruch hems till it's tight enough for a head hole and a hip hole and cut 2 slits for arms. Get green tights. To make head, use green fur on a headband and face paint.