Will one of you Lovely Card Makers make me the most bad taste card possible, perhaps with a kitten on or something

[fairyfly]

I'll pay of course.

A wedding card for my x.

Please?

LOL!!! I'd be happy to help out if you still need any help.

Any idea of what you want?

I've got a vile decoupage wedding card set with horseshoes and pink bows etc. I'd be happy to make it up for you. I do a personalised card on ebay which could be made to be unflattering!
\link{http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Beautiful-Hand-Made-Personalised-Wedding-Card_W0QQitemZ8292456157QQcategoryZ122703QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem\here}

can we write the verse for the middle?

I'll start shall I?

when two souls meet and their hearts entwine
and fall pulsating to the floor

You can have a look \link{http://www.picturetrail.com/dingledel\here}to get an idea of my work.

Commission at the moment is going towards our school's SEN budget rather than the local Down Syndrome group.

if you are interested email me on dinglescards at yahoo.co.uk

oooo riddo i quite like thaT

Dingle i want something putrid, with their names on, maybe a heart wrenching verse.

Cheers Dingle i will esp if for a good cause.

I think a full blown poem is needed twiglett, maybe i should have a sperate thread for that.

How thoughtful of you Fairyfly :o

I know sd, i'm lovely.

I want to get them a gift from a sunday suppliment too, something pretty for their mantle, i've seen a stunning owl and baby lamp.

ooooooooh shall I get my poetry head on?

what do you want to include?

the words weeny, tiddler, pathetic or shrivelled?

Ceramic otter surely??

there was a thread recently on presents to get for peoople who ask for cash at weddings, tons of hideous things from Argos iirc.

Dingle, your cards are lovely. How do you get the photos to look so good? Sorry to hijack FF

\link{http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/2607834/Trail/C%24cip%3D36521.Gifts%3EC%24cip%3D36546.Novelty%2Bgifts%3EC%24Brand%3DPlayboy.Playboy.htm\oh yes}

\link{http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/2640042.htm\I think this}

Potluck Riddo!!!! I take a couple of shots and choose the best colours/lighting...and crop.

\link{http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/0304658.htm\or this, cos they may actually like it}

\link{http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/0305286.htm\this?}

I'm pissing myself twiglett

How about a \link{http://www.catalogue.24studio.co.uk/shared/search/viewresults.asp?p=1#\Tomorrow's treasures bridal doll}? (or the one to its right)

I'm going to wee, thanks Jackie No, its beautiful.

Im going to enjoy doing this.

Jackie that \link{http://www.catalogue.24studio.co.uk/iteminfo.htm?b=AW2006&p=292&o=1&s=2&r=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecatalogue%2E24studio%2Eco%2Euk%2Fshared%2Fsearch%2Fviewresults%2Easp%3Fp%3D1\bride doll} is exquisite.

Gorgeous, isn't it MrsB (couldn't do the link to it directly - thanks). For some reason they sent me a catalogue the other day and I flicked through it before putting it in the recycling.

Best hurry FF, that bridal doll is a limited edition y'know...