Talking about dishonesty, I bought DH a telescope online for Christmas and they delivered it, even though I left instructions for it to be left with neighbours, and left it outside my front door! I was v.tempted to phone up and say it hasn't arrived. FFS it was 100.00! But I figured that what goes around comes around...and it's true.
One day whilst walking down a street, I found an envelope with loads of money in it. It didn't have any thing on it, just cash inside. Looked around didn't see anyone, so walked home. When I got in I couldn't believe it.
Phoned BF who is a PC, and told her. I asked her if should hand it in, she laughed and said 'if you hand that in, one of our lot will claim it and have a party!' Keep it you silly cow.
I did and subsequently lost more or less that amount (bad investment) a few months later.
I used to buy stuff 'from the back of a lorry' until I got burgled.
Now, I just wouldn't do it.