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YESnack · 03/07/2010 17:47

TRUE STORY: I had a dream about being surrounded by hundreds of cat. It was like being in a ball pit bounce with cats. When I woke up, the lyrics to a poem was spinning in my head. I quickly wrote the words down and sort of filed it away. This dream happened around the year 2000. In 2009, I was talking with a friend who had a cat. She was telling me all about how naughty the cat was... The next week I had some other inspired dream about cats. So I put the inspirations from 2000 and 2009 toether to compose a song "Love My Cat". This as become the most popular lead single from my latest educational children CD project title Learning Buffet. I have since put the mp3 up for free download at my site on www.yesnack.com

Please download it for free, tell a mate and let me know your thoughts. I hope you enjoy and I would love to read more true cat stories on this thread.

Thanks

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kreecherlivesupstairs · 03/07/2010 17:54

I had a dream about being surrounded by eight cats a couple of days ago. I woke up and realised that, yes it is true. The house we are renting in Belgium is next door to a house where there are eight of the furry things and two had slipped in through the window while we slept on the floor. DD was thrilled, I was less so. Normally I wouldn't be bothered but when we arrived and collected the keys, me and DD went into the garden and scooped up all the faeces {vom} by the time we went out the next morning there was another three presents.

YESnack · 03/07/2010 18:03

Dreaming of being surrounded by 8 cats then actually discovering about the 8 cats... That has a high degree of spookieness! While cute and ful of personality, cats seem to have a natural affinity with some supernatural happenings.

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kreecherlivesupstairs · 03/07/2010 18:09

Sorry, i should have made myself clearer. We found out there were eight shitemachines cats about 5 minutes after walking into the house. The cats climbed in the window during the night

kreecherlivesupstairs · 03/07/2010 18:43

I am so gullible, I didn't realise that your sole purpose was to promote your song. I've seen it mentioned on a thread about arse wiping now

YESnack · 03/07/2010 18:59

This post tells of a true story that happened to me. Sorry if I offended you by offereing you a "free song" to boot.

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mistressploppy · 03/07/2010 19:10

I think it's cool! DS is only 8mo but he LOVES our cat Silas, in fact he might have said his first word 'gah!' today when peering at him!

So I will be downloading it, thanks! (once I can figure out how to do it )

YESnack · 03/07/2010 19:19

Groovy. I am just happy to share this song about cats that makes me feel so excited. To download you can right click on the link "Love My Cat" and select "Save Target As..." then you can save the song on your computer.

"Meow-Meow-Purr" in the song should be translated from Cat talk to English as "I Love You"

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borderslass · 03/07/2010 19:36

although I love cats this did amuse me a little

YESnack · 03/07/2010 21:19

I love cats too but that link was pretty funny. Thanks for sharing

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NestaFiesta · 03/07/2010 22:11

I love cats and feel very welcome here on this thread. I am too scared to comment on dog threads as I am scared of them (and dogs). If you are dog phobic you get called "naive" and "ignorant".

My husband bought me a rescue cat called Charlotte to cheer me up after an MC. Unfortunately she prefers him and ignores me unless I walk past the box of Felix Ocean Feasts at which point she tries to trip me up. When DH comes home from work she lies in front of him with her belly showing. Slut.

lamplighter · 03/07/2010 22:21

Nesta

Understand you - my cat lurrvves DP and sort of puts up with me as the cat litter cleaner/groomer/feeder/bowl washer upper/flea treatment giver/trips to the vet for jabs chaffeur etc etc.

DP walks in and is suddenly God in her eyes

NestaFiesta · 03/07/2010 22:49

lamplighter- so true! I hate doing the litter tray/dirty cat food bowls with a passion but do I get any credit? Nope. I get DH saying "Nesta- listen to how loud she's purring next to me!" If she wasn't 12 I'd change her name to Jezebel.

YESnack · 04/07/2010 13:13

I used to be terrified of dogs due to being attacked when I was a child, but it turns out that that fear saved my life... long story short, I was walking to school in the winter. I was freezing. A man offered me a ride to school. The only reason I did not go with him was because he mentioned that he was looking for his dog. Later on that night I saw a report on missing children and a car matching the description of that man... About 30 years later I wrote a song about it called "Thank you mean ole dog." Lyrics to the song are below:

Thank You Mean Ole Dog
by William Avery(c)2010

CHORUS
Thank you mean ole dog.
Thank you mean ole dog.
Thank you mean ole dog.
I did not know a long time ago that you?d be the one to save me.

It was a hot, hot summer's day. I was just about 3
I was playing outside with my aunts who were not much older than me
A dog came from out of nowhere and grabbed me by the arm
It was dragging me to the fields with sure intent to do me harm
My aunts tried to shoo it away, but it barked at them quite fiercely
I cried because I was terrified, but no one else could hear me
One aunt ran to the house looking for an adult
The dog grabbed me again and continued its assault
I'm not quite sure what happened next. My memory gets fuzzy
I recall my momma holding me, crying and saying she loved me

Ten years later I was walking to school on a cold, cold winter's day
It started snowing. The wind was blowing. School seemed so far away
No hat. No gloves. My hands were freezing. My face and ears were numb
My toes had started tingling. I didn?t know if I could over come.
In despair, I said a prayer for God to help me make it.
A green car stopped. I was offered a ride. I was just about to take it
The man wanted help to find his dog as he would drive me to school
I remembered back to when I was 3. I passed and said I was cool.
Somehow I walked another mile. I made it late to school.
That night I heard about missing children reported in the news.

Someone mentioned an old green car. I thought that could have been me
I told my momma what happened as she listened nervously.
My mom asked how I missed the bus. She shook her head in worry
I missed the bus on purpose, but that's another story
Could that incident be coincidence?
I?m on the fence, but it makes sense
It was so intense. The affect?s immense
From a long time ago to the present tense
Somehow my fear of dogs may have saved my life that day
So I thank that mean ole dog from that hot, hot summer's day

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YESnack · 07/07/2010 18:59

Here is a cool link with artwork I found describing why people love cats. Very simple and classic...

www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/7641930/#c267

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