To think most men's sexual repertoire is the same?

[littlestmummystop]

I've been single for 15 months now and had a few, ahem, encounters.

I've not had sex with all of them, but about six or seven ( or eight ) have come close. This is what gets me..

They ALL had EXACTLY the same repertoire. Kiss hard, without removing lips for few minutes, move hands under top, remove bra, pull top up, suck each nipple a bit. Then go for the waistband.

Quick fumble. [buscuit]

For first time I do tend not to take the lead, so maybe my fault, but do most men get told this is the way to do it ??

I find it really boring... and unromantic.

jason you sound like a dick

or a keith

ssd, I think you mean a "Keith"

I have some white Magnums in the freezer...

DH's dick/white Magnum...what a choice

Fnar...

I just read the first bit of sex and chocolate out to dh
( dc's are in bed btw)
he sniggered.. A lot.. In fact it was a chortle!

Erections are snigger worthy.. Particularly when the owner is walking into the room..( there is a bounce effect .. Which has comedy value)

Mind you .. I would have awarded 'trying points'

with regard to this op.. Your having sex with the wrong men.. I have only encountered one hit the bases type.
It's all in the way a man speaks to you IME, the sex and communication ability seem to go hand in hand.

but jason/keith/magnum man, I must thank you for that sex and chocolate thread.

must keep it in favourites when the nights theres nothing on the telly

PUSS, I am ROFL at your last comment! ( noone wants a Keith inside them!) have just had to explain to DP ( who's name IS Keith!) what was so funny! he looks a little sad now!

Ahh yes but is his todger named Keith also??

Apparently it doesn't have a name, so yes it must be! Am a bit disturbed now though, he's just told me DS 14 calls his Pedro! I am truly lost for words!

Pedro??? That is an unusual choice of name...ah well, maybe your DS will be a creative or something

Y'know after sending my post, I did think oops, what if any mnetter's husbands are called Keith....

What to say to make him feel better...ermm..ahh! We know it works as you have a child

Ignoring the thread highjack, I would say to the OP that if you are actually excited by your partners, it shouldn't matter whether what they do is formulaic. The fact that you haven't had your nipples kissed etc by him should be enough.

Are you sure you want these men to paw you around? Or do you feel it's somehow expected?

I had a few dates with a man one time who evidently thought the way to turn a woman on was to wait 'til she was otherwise engaged (maybe folding clothes, or doing the washing up), start wanking in the corner surreptitiously, then call out "Look at this!"

It wasn't that impressive I have to say. The relationship didn't last.

eww, Jen !

OMG! Jen!

Mr Thunderpants, I loved your choc-ice thread Could I suggest you change Keith's name to Magnum?

Not that it'll make much difference - but the name has plenty of suitable associations!

OP, I'm still unsure why you don't just throw these blokes onto the nearest sofa/low wall/grassy spot and start snogging them the way you like to snog?

[I changed my IGA again]

can we go back to the names men give their dicks please? Mine used to call his "Little" until I told him in no uncertain terms that Little* would be put out to pasture PDQ if he didn't stoppit right now!

ItsGraceActually
Magnum is a better name for my willy and from now on that is what it will be called. I could draw a little mustache on it (like Magnum PI)
A hunky name for a hunky willy
I am feeling rather pleased with myself now thanks

Put the pen down, Jason.

Drawing on your willy will make it look like it has some weird disease.

hahahaha!!!@Jason..

Not wanting to hijack the thread again, but I'd just like to say, I had A Keith inside me last night, an it was flippin fantastic!

I agree with the OP; it's like sex by numbers (and I'm younger than 30 so it's not a demographic thing!).

You know that episode of Friends where Rachel and Monica "teach" Chandler the ways of a woman? It's a bit like that!

youtube video here

The woman he dated after me must have liked his style- she married him!

Seven, seven, seven.... ROFL!

'erections are snigger worthy'

'keith'

'bowtie'

and jenbot!!!!! so so funny

I swear a little pee came out

thankyou so much for brightening what has been a very challenging day

Saggy's Keith

Saggy - as long as your DH isn't Keith Chegwin, we can forgive you for having a Keith inside you

Now...with regards to calling your penis Magnum...I am not sure...a magnum lasts a good ten minutes, tastes nice when swallowed and doesn't go soft right away

Are you sure you won't get done under the trade descriptions act?