To think most men's sexual repertoire is the same?

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I've been single for 15 months now and had a few, ahem, encounters.

I've not had sex with all of them, but about six or seven ( or eight ) have come close. This is what gets me..

They ALL had EXACTLY the same repertoire. Kiss hard, without removing lips for few minutes, move hands under top, remove bra, pull top up, suck each nipple a bit. Then go for the waistband.

Quick fumble. [buscuit]

For first time I do tend not to take the lead, so maybe my fault, but do most men get told this is the way to do it ??

I find it really boring... and unromantic.

Also if you are not having sex with all of them then it is probably a slow approach incase you change your mind? And they are waiting for a green light or a slap!

Tie them to a chair then you have complete control over what you want

Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience

perusing the screaming coconut-cream champion, I presume?

The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon

stretching the wet client-server worm.

*Sniggers at Hecate's use of one size fits all

so what would you rather they did?

If you know it wont be anythig more than a one nighter then why not just tell him what you want?

Life is too short for bad sex.

Yes but at the start you can't just dive in and say: 'Right you've started kissing me next I'd like xyz please..'

You have to go with the flow a BIT.

And I've found time after time, as things rev up a bit at the start it's the same old, tit squeeze, nipple lick, jump into pants. Boring.
So many more things they could do as well!

No imagination basically is what I'm saying. And why should I take the lead? I like men to do it.

Change location? I always found the shower would warm up a man who was frozen into one routine, plus because you're not going to lie down, they are less focused on reaching horizontal and banging away like an armed policeman* as quickly as possible. Also if you find that you are not as turned on as you hoped (which of course shouldn't happen, but I bet I'm not the only one it happens to) then at least there is plenty of wetness around. And if they are completely blind to any signals you give them indicating 'that's nice, do more of it' at least you can direct the water at wherever it was!

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Oh yes, and if they turn out to be slightly less efficient at washing their penis post-pee than they should be [boak], you aren't going to get a mouthful of old piss [triple boak].

God I really sound like the town bike don't I.

Can I ask if they're all of a similar age or background? Sounds like the precursor (?spelling) to "ex public school boy" sex to me ie lacking in imagination and pretty much centred around his requirements...

FWIW, I find a bit of taking control works wonders.

Women dont know what they want.They say they want romance but I wonder(see if you can find my post called SEX AND CHOCOLATE
I tried to be romantic and she laughed
laughed I tell you

humph

Excuse me, MrThunderpants, but I know exactly what I want when I want it and how to get it, thank you

Me too, Mr JudgeyPants

I can't find your post about sex and chocolate and I need to before I can tell you you're wrong. Where is it?

(psst - if she laughed then it wasn't romantic)

I do remeber that thread (vaguely)

I seem to remember he got a drubbing for being a bit of a clueless twat, nothing to do with the chocolate

here it is

read it and weep (with laughter)!!!

sex and chocolate thread as gone
the jist is
dw was sat watching tv. I said I would fetch her a magnum
Quick as a flash I took my clothes off in the kitchen and Keith was standing to attention and I took her lolly in to her naked as the day I was born and she burst out laughing
oh I forgot to mention I was wearing a bow tie
I thought women liked sex and chocolate

it ain't gone, love

Thats funny . somebody else as found it
well done

The problem is that you have named your todger Keith

No-one wants a Keith inside them....

Mrthunderpants, your Dw knew exactly what she wanted, she wanted a Magnum.

I am fancying a Magnum as we speak...

But I'm really not fancying a "Keith" to go with it