about the road sweeper who was outside my window shouting and swearing 10 minutes ago, calling someone a "fucking pussy hole" and saying "come back here and I will kick your fucking cunting head in you wanker"
Yes I heard word for word because my living room window is open and he was directly outside it.
I said to him "Could you keep it down, i have 2 children in here and don't want them hearing language like that"
he replied "Fucking report me cunt"
So I did.