to not clean my house ........................

[BAFE]

until all my kids have left home for good.

I mean what's the point?

I walked in my teenage sons' bedroom today and told him that when the floor was full up he could hang his clothes in the wardrobe.

It's a waste of time, innit?

YABU, you are a dirty slut

yes

yab totally reasonable

i've considered letting it get bad enough and then anonymously tipping off the council

i could call in for you also if you like?

I used to have a lovely home.

I could afford a cleaner but it annoys me that i'd be paying out my money for someone to clean up after my lazy kids.

Shall I just clean when visitors come? Would that be OK?

No get a cleaner and make sure your childers know to tidy up the night before she comes.

I have a cleaner and all I have to say is 'Aurora is coming tomorrow' and the house is like a new pin!

Looks like shit the rest of the week, but still............

The mess I can cope with, it is the trail of grime that the DCs leave that is more difficult.

Maybe I should make the DCs sleep in a tent in the backgarden?