to be a bit embarassed that dd2 told her teacher that mummy is always...

[Northernlurker]

on Mnet

What she actually said was ' Mr X - does your wife go on mumsnet?' Mr X replied he'd never heard of Mumsnet and dd2 apparently said 'oh my mummy is always asking me to switch on the computer because she has to go on mumsnet'

I know all this because dd2's teacher greeted me at school yesterday by saying 'Ah hello Mumsnet expert' - I swear my internet life flashed before my eyes! Obviously I stressed the informative side of the website......
Dd2 really doesn't 'get' discretion......

my DS told his reception teacher
'Mummy cant go on the trampoline cos she wees'

However true this may be - have had 2 children, how mortifying!!

emptyshell, my DH and I used to take turns to read our DD a bedtime story then give her a cuddle. She started calling this her "lie down cuddle" We were just waiting on the SS coming for a visit!

DD told her pre-school teachers that I like lying in the bath drinking wine.

ha, got DS's diary notebook from school.

'I love my baby brother'

'My dad takes me to the park' (very rarely)

'My mum's always out at the pub!' WTF!

Couldn't look the teacher in the eye!