Tame Starlings

[mrsruffallo]

They are becoming quite fearless. What on earth is going on?

Buy a spaniel, That'll teach them.

Good Idea. They are so arrogant. One flew onto my knee and stole a crisp from between my fingers

The cheeky bugger what flavour was it? If it was beef YABU

I love the way they copy phone ringtones though, they get it spot on!

Check your garden for Tippi Hedren.

Hide a cat in your crisp packet

Prawn cocktail
A kind of cannibalism really
He did it whilst 4-5 others sneaked around behind me, sniggering