I know I am not. I just want to complain about DP's brother.
Staying at DP's parents for ten days But I am being slowly driven insane by DP's older brother, who IS SO BLOODY ANNOYING!
He is 45 and has been a smack addict for 27 years, he is foul foul foul. He comes round and begs his ill mother for money, and cries when he doesn;t get any. He asked me for £20 yesterday for some 'milk'. WHO NEEDS £20 WORTH OF MILK, YOU DAFT IDIOT.
It's like he thinks we're all imbeciles. He is meant to be on methadone but he's clearly on that and smack at the same time, he's chewing his own face off and seems to be thinner everytime I see him.. I am sick and tired of being around him. He sits next to me and farts all the time. And complains constantly. He complains he never has any money, moan moan moan.
He comes round and eats a fridge full of food, then says he is just nipping home for dinner. No, you are not going home for dinner are you knobnose, it's clear where you are going.
He's got his 20 year old son to get him a £45 phone contract
He also has a little boy, but doesn't know where he is, and clearly doesn't give two hoots.
If I have to look at this man any longer I will scream.
Phew. I feel a bit better