to wish people would make their AIBU threads more interesting

[victoriascrumptious]

Some of them are like:
blah blah BIL blah blah blah blah blah blah blah DH blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah?
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah DH blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah breastfeeding blah blah someones wedding blah blah blah blah blah blah and then FIL said blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah shocked blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah OMG! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah the neighbours blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah someone smoked over my baby blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah baby led organic breasts blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

AIBU?

perhaps someone should take their own advice......

oh and yes you are

when they do make them interesting the mumsnet jury comes out and condemns them as trolls

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

What would you like to see instead?

quite right, baby walks.

And I know what you mean, op.

It's because AIBU is the new chat and people simply want to natter but they phrase their thread title to fit in with AIBU.

I want to run through mumsnet re-filing everything in the correct place

seriously.

I rarely respond to AIBU, usually I just scream PARAGRAPHS! at the screen...

A troll? Britfish!

PMSL at baby led organic breasts

Though at the mo it's all

blah blah blah blah football blah blah blah blah blah blah cunt blah blah blah blah blah blah the bloody trumpets blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah don't be racist they are vuvuzelas blah blah blah blah blah football blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I took a buggy on a bus to hell blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah kids are annoying blah blah blah blah blah football blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and and I hate everyone.

AIBU?

only key words any aibu needs are
working fulltime
sahm
nursery
formula feeding
buggies on bus
research about working mums
...hits mark everytime

blah blah blah blah blah blah I hate my children, my mil and my neighbours dog blah blah blah, can I kick a guinea pig blah blah blah my friends wedding blah blah blah - still love it though

you need to come on and make your thread title "AIBU to wish this peadophile dies a horrible death where he suffers a massive painful heart attack and dies"

then youll start a fight because one idiot will come along and decide wishing heart attacks of peadophiles is insulting to people who have heart attacks....or something.

or just go

"AIBU in parking in the disabled parking even though im not disabled"

and all hell breaks loose....

YADNBU

It's because "chat" isn't in the popular forums bit at the bottom of the page. It's easier to head for aibu. I'd like to see "active"and "I'm on" at the bottom of the page too. But then I should post that in site stuff but a cba to find it.

Compared to this thread, they already are