to want to run away !

[Fibilou]

I have a birthday cake in the shape of a salmon on order being collected on Thursday, 36 petits fours boxes with chocolate truffle, marshmallow and nougat (all homemade) to be collected on Friday, a fashion show to organise including making 120 cupcakes and marshmallow bags to make for the 8th June, an allotment to get on with before all the plants die and a 4 month old daughter in terry nappies.

Does anyone want to swap ? Wanted - a month in front of the telly with nobody butting in

I have 3 dc's under 7, 11 months of accounts not done, loads of parcels to send, a house to tidy before it gets valued next week and 16 chickens, 3 pigs, 5 geese and 3 sheep to feed/clean out.

If you get that swap, please put me in your case!

Repeat after me - No.

No.

No.

It's a hard word but very soon you will get the hang of it, and you will find that you are not in this position. Or so I've been told although I've not learnt the art of it yet!!!

I'll have the chickens, pigs, geese and sheep and eat the cake!

Swap for a mound of paperwork and two stroppy teenagers.

Um... I am about to give birth to my pfb and I do not even want to swap with you Fib!

Best of luck with a busy week.

I'll take the swap. Feel right now that anyone else in the world could finish this report and do a better job than I can.

3 teenagers, two with exams all week, plus I have 200 school reports to write and a parents evening tonight (as well as the normal full time job!)

Oh and I need to fit in Tesco somehow as my fridge is empty!

Anyone?

Shop online adn have delived, violethill ?

hmmm, you have bitten off more than you can chew OP! let this be a lesson to you, JUST SAY NO!!!!!

Oh no, porca, I can chew it - I just don't want to lol !

Tescos sell cupcakes - no one need know! [shush]

You've seen the price though ? And they're nowhere near as nice as mine.

I have tapped tesco up to supply the ingredients for free though.

I have completed the marshmallow part of my list but unfortunately got another cake order late last night for 2 9" victoria sponges so we go up the ladder then straight down the snake !!

Chocolate rice crispie cakes won't do I take it?