Aceed!
Doing a HUGE poo!
I've had a stroke.
I look like a blow up doll.
My Roger Moore impression.
I just put my finger into something squishy in my pocket and don't know what it is!
I'm a drag queen. I WANTED this much blusher.
Factor 5 was the wrong choice.
I should have listened to Willy Wonka.
Who swapped my fake tan for wasabi paste?
I think I'm a biscuit! Help me!