to expect Spelbound to beg me to be their latest member?

[NonnoMum]

After all, I can do the following:

a) a cartwheel
b) handstand (up against a wall)
c) forward roll to straddle

Am sure the baby belly will only flop over the top of my lycra shorts a little bit, but could disguise it with clever use of body make-up.

Well, am I?

What about the splits and balancing on one leg?
Can you fly?

If yes to all they should certainly beg you.

In my dreams I can fly.

Could possibly do the splits with a sprightly little imp jumping on me.

Don't mind people balancing on my head.

D'you think I'm in?

Might insist on two "L's" in the name though.