To be hugely unimpressed by my 6 m o?

[SimonCowellIsSatan]

Was having a superb dream about being on a date with Matt Smith....I think he was going to smog me you know. But I never got that far because my baby woke me up with a good old farting session.

no sympathy here i'm afraid, if that's all oit takes to wake you you're obviously sleeping far too well in general DD has to batter me over the head with the very hungry caterpillar

Ick.

Your child has done you a favour. You should give hir extra cuddles.

smog?? some newfangled term I am not familiar with?

I mean snog not smog. My spell check likes to just barge in and change my words know it fucking all bastard.

Baby boy was smiling at me while farting too as if he were gloating!