.. to have repulsed DH's drunken groping with a toxic fart?

[giveittomebabylikeboomboomboom]

.... though being honest, it wasn't totally intentional. It sort of seeped out while I was half asleep. But it was very effective. Woke us both right up and forced DH over to the edge of the mattress. For a moment I felt like a squid releasing a cloud of ink in an attempt to repel a predator.

Oh dear. It wasn't very dainty of me was it?

I don't think anything that "seeps out" of a bodily orifice could be described as dainty. Your poor DH

no, I have done the same. Very effective weapon and I use it sparingly.

PMSL I don't know if you are being unreasonable or not but you're funny.

Tee hee I love that.
Can you teach us how?

I assume that this is not the first if he's your DH. I deeply regret ever having farted in Dh's presence as he took that idea and ran with it.

Love the squid analogy

Fantastic mental picture!

After rather heavy threads the last couple of days, I love this!

nagoo, your comment made me laugh too!

That is sooo what i'd do

YANBU -superb!

Aha! So that is the reason for DH's flatulence.

Thought it was just bad timing not a repulsion technique.

pmsl - brilliant

Not in the slightest bit unreasonable

I'm proper ROFLing, and the children are confused.

T'weren't too gentlemanly of your DH to grope you while drunk - perfectly entitled to repel boarders, squid-like, if you ask me, dainty or not. Fair play, girl.

YANBU.

It's not as though you cup-a-guffed him

Nothing wrong with a bit of repellant farting now and again, especially if it results in more bedspace.

"For a moment I felt like a squid releasing a cloud of ink in an attempt to repel a predator"

PMSL [GRIN]