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To have had ONE glass of white wine and find myself incoherently drunk

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Quattrocento · 31/05/2010 22:10

Have tried this Dukon diebt. Fair enough he did say that you should not drink any alcohold. But was in a social situation where everyone was drinking, so had ONE glass of white wine.

And now my head is swimming as though I had drunk a acouple of bottles. Think this is because carbs absorb alchohol and the diet is all about not eating carbs. Now I am drunker than a drunk thing after ONE glass. Can barely see to type.

Now AIBU to think he should have said 'no alcohol because otherwise you will be chaotically drunk'?

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Meglet · 31/05/2010 22:11

I get bladdered on one glass even with a full stomach and a normal diet. Total lightweight.

SingingTunelessly · 31/05/2010 22:12

Just enjoy it. Never heard of that diet but sounds a bit extreme.

cyb · 31/05/2010 22:12

quattro have you lost piles of weight?

Doodlez · 31/05/2010 22:18

Blimey, you're even typing drunk! Brilliant

funkychunkymunky · 31/05/2010 22:19
Grin
Quattrocento · 31/05/2010 22:19

I am only on day 3. Have lost six pounds. Feel seriously rough htough. Do not think this is good - how can it be?

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cyb · 31/05/2010 22:19

i've just orderd the book

getting pished quicker?
losing 6lbs in 3 days?

whats not to like??

darkandstormy · 31/05/2010 22:19

quattro I have been generally low carbin it for a week, and have had a fair few vinos this weekend with the same effect.weird. as you say nothing to absorb it.

Quattrocento · 31/05/2010 22:24

It sounds okay in theory, but there are downsides

(1) You get drunk without realisign

(2) You end up so carb-starved that you think seriously about mugging someone who was walking along the street eating a sandwich

must play havoc with your body

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SixtyFootDoll · 31/05/2010 22:26

You are not putting me off here, let me at it!!

cyb · 31/05/2010 22:28

i havent eaten a sarnie in...weeks so feel I could give it a shot....

Quattrocento · 31/05/2010 22:33

The diet is a bit nuts and extreme you know

He is even picky about the type of mineral water yous hould drink

So for instance Badoit and San Pellegrino is BAD but Vittel is good

Go figure

And the recipe for Oat Bran Galette will make you boak

But this is a nasty side-effect - no-one wants to be drunk on one glass of wine

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brimfull · 31/05/2010 22:37

i have low carbed seriously before and still been able to drink g&t and very dry white wine with bugger all effect
I must be hardened drinker

Manda25 · 31/05/2010 22:43

lol ggirl - me too !! didn't eat carbs at all for 3 months (and now only eat them 3 times a week) and it still takes me a bottle to feel that pissed

Quattrocento · 31/05/2010 22:50

This is zero carbs though

although you are probably much more drink resistant than I am

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