by slipping in lots of fish puns in this thread

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Or am I just Skating on thin ice? I have heard people say puns are the lowest form of wit, but I might have been Herring things. I'll be back in a Whale to see if this thread is a Ray of sunshine or complete pollocks.

yanbu

its a load of old codswallop

technically though a Whale is a mammal, so you could be slightly U there

everything has its plaice in life

fish puns on an early sunday morning??
YABVVU I'd say , will just give everyone a ray-ving haddock.

Shall I play a Tuna two on my accordion while we wait?

what are you whiting for appels?
this is a brill-iant oppor-tuna-ty to get your puns in early... just for the halibut

Well ok.. but I could mackereal mess of it... should we all grouper round and have a singsong?

Well I'm hooked, now that I see the scale of the thing.

have we got enough on the thread to do a conger yet? Or will that mess up the carp-et?

ooh lets have a singsong, we could do all the old classics

thats a moray
mackerel the knife
clam every mountain

A conger? I'll open the door s'long as we use it.

A conger? I'll open the door s'long as we use it.

YABU - you don't announce a pun in advance!

But here's a challenge - get barracuda into a sentence!

I like barracuda

ta daa!

(I don't think that's what you had in mind is it?)

I hake silly threads like this

Sorry dar-lings, perhaps my previous comment was a bit too wolf-fish?

What a load of codswallop!

I shell intervene with a musical interlude:

when you're diving at night,
and your feet feel the bite,
that's a moray

when he bites on your thumb,
takes a chunk of your bum,
that's a moray

When a fish bites your eye,
Hurts like hell then you die
That's a moray!

scuzza me, but you see,
let them be, or you'll see
lotsa morays......

I think this thread is floundering a bit now!

hey, some of you are getting really crabby, Psammead stop taking all the good puns its shellfish.

There are too many answers to this I feel squashed in like a tin of sardines. I am starting to get REALLY crabby now and going off to sing my own tunas.

BOM BOM

If a'd had a bar a could'a got hammered but a had some irnbru instead.

The whiting's on the wall now. Was this thread eely necessary?

Well bass my sole, I am not going to shark my responsibility to add some more puns to char you up on this bank holiday weekend. I would never have bream-ed that someone would come up with such a jolly thread.

On the scottish island of barracuda family have a nice holiday?

OK OK for cod's sake I know that's carp.

This is the plaice to be tonight I see, I am so glad I caught this thread, I see some of you are a dab hand at this, I wont pout if I am not as Brill at it as some, but I shall try not to mention any red herrings I see you are packing them in like sardines

Wifey that was bkrilliant, although clearly I have hit rock bottom.