to just go ahead and make the damned bacon butties?

[meatntattypie]

Pal was meant to be coming round this morning for brunch.

told me she had to be some where at 9, she would then bob to shop then come to me.

me and dd have been waiting to cook the bacon butties, waitng, not eaten yet, saving ourselves for the big bacon, with tomato, lettuce, brown sauce on a HUGE bap followed by chocolate cake to die for...a big huge piece each....its 12.20 and we are absolutely starving......

still not here.
sent a text as dont wanna nag (its her bday today) and she says she will be on her way.

i NEED that big fat bacon butty NOW tho..

YANBU

I'll come round NOW and eat your friends bacon sandwich for her, bloody ungrateful wretch. You need less friends like her and more like me, tbh

any spares going?

I think you've shown remarkable restraint already - get sizzling (but keep your windows closed as I don't want to get a whiff and want one too )

ahhh no she isnt ungrateful she is absolutely lovely, and is struggling to find a "tent" to wear at a night out coming up she tells me. she went to shops to find one!

I expect she will be REALLY REALLY grateful for the cheering up bacon buttie and chocoalte cake when she gets here

Eat bacon butties now and again when she turns up - just pretend the first lot didn't exist

I admire your restraint. What a good friend.

..but I hate you because now I need a bacon buttie and I have neither bacon nor bread

'bob' to the shop - is that a typo or an expression from Up North? I like it.

bob tut shop, tis a northern saying yes!

She came......there was bacon left over and a huge barm cake....so we ate that as well...half each
mmmmmmmmmmmm