To have wet myself becuase I went to Beauty Salon and I was reading a magazine about women having facials on their

[littlemissnice]

fanjos whatever next?

what magazine was that in

A facial? Surely the clue's in the name

No a facial for your fanjo in Cosmopolition?

And what were you having done lmn????

I was having a bikini wax that was enough for me arghhh.

Ouch.

I think I'd quite like the massage bit

Facial?

VAginal?

Fanjal?

I don't have zits on my fanjo though?

I wouldn't care for the extraction.

lmao @ BAFE. It all sounds rather weird. How can you have a facial on your fanjo?

I almost lowered the tone by saying the only facial I would like is DH... oops sorry, it isnt even Friday.