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to think that all nurseries are stuffed and bulging with rampant paedophiles and murderers?

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Hullygully · 26/05/2010 12:52

Or not?

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ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 26/05/2010 19:16

Damnit! Unmasked!

PixieOnaLeaf · 26/05/2010 19:17

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TinyApeInBigPants · 26/05/2010 19:20

I love that with pag it's always steers towards the horticultural.

Today it's her huge bush

Yesterday it was her flowery cunt.

TinyApeInBigPants · 26/05/2010 19:21

backto has only been posting since May no?

I know same goes for me but I am openly admit to a recent name change

Jamieandhismagictorch · 26/05/2010 19:21

and the day before it was her herbaceous wageena

TinyApeInBigPants · 26/05/2010 19:22

rofl jamie

BritFish · 26/05/2010 19:24

oh bugger, i've just come back to this thread and read through, and got this quote to disagree endlessly with
"but it's only a tiny jump from being sensibly aware of the people surrounding your child, to seeing a paedophile in everyone you see"

and now i cant remember who i got it from. sorry!

Pag and Hully have been great on this thread while everyone comes in all judgey and fighty and hysterical.

and i'd obscured by my own personal bush, so cant jump into the one filled with peadophiles

Hullygully · 26/05/2010 19:30

This sort of thing has no place on a family forum. It is disgusting. I am moving to Tunbridge Wells immediately. I hear they remove irony on the national health over that way, and there are money off tokens in the DM.

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OrmRenewed · 26/05/2010 19:30

I did understand and I did find it funny. I think people who make a virtue of being more worried and concerned than everyone else about a 'serious subject' need to have the piss taken. Paedophilia isn't funny. People getting paranoid about it to the extent of crying wolf at any male in a childcare setting are funny. Well actually it isn't funny - it's tragic, irresponsible and damaging in that it contributes to the general state of panic and hysteria. And the feeling that a general state of panic and hysteria is normal and neccessary, instead of absurd.

Gichin · 26/05/2010 19:31

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AgentZigzag · 26/05/2010 19:31

Twas my ramblings Brit, what of it??

Hullygully · 26/05/2010 19:31

Good show, Orm. Would you like to come into our bush? It's cosy and warm, inclusive and loving, but there are ants.

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scottishmummy · 26/05/2010 19:33

nursery staff are reprobates as many a precious moment mama will attest. they know a woman who knows a woman who told em they beat dem children dont ya know

or give it all it up (err not broadband mind) and become a martyr mummy.no consumer durables,no treats,exfoliate with brillo pad, knit own tampons, strain yer own cheese

if only working mums weren't so selfish and able to forgo fripperies such as mortgage,salary,food on table.the children could be at home making cup cakes,polishing halo, drawing on wall whilst mum yaps on mn

Hullygully · 26/05/2010 19:33

I like peadophiles. People that like peas. And 'wrong spelling' is really a bit poor.

I say this with love.

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Hullygully · 26/05/2010 19:34

sm, are you sure there isn't a middle path? I'm not sure I'm really keen on either of yours.

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BritFish · 26/05/2010 19:35

Gichin, it was spelt wrong, but i believe we have had a tussle over something recently and thats why you felt the need to point it out? [cant remember what we tussled over...]

AgentZigZag, im afraid i will have to respectfully disagree that there is only a small jump from being sensibly aware to being paranoid. but thats just me
[also, that smiley made me feel less nervous that you thought i was starting a catfight, thank you!]

OrmRenewed · 26/05/2010 19:37

Ants bring me out in hives thanks hully. Or is that bees?

ANyway I am sulking about my house atm and not good company

BritFish · 26/05/2010 19:37

HullyGully, Gichin and i were warring on something the other day and im frantically trying to remember what it was and why she has decided to pull me up on getting me e and a the wrong way round...

TinyApeInBigPants · 26/05/2010 19:37

Am I the only playing 'in the bush' by Musique in the background?

push push in the bush

AgentZigzag · 26/05/2010 19:38

It was a passive aggressive smiley

Gichin · 26/05/2010 19:38

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AgentZigzag · 26/05/2010 19:38

Nice tattoo Brit - do it yourself?

Gichin · 26/05/2010 19:39

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Hullygully · 26/05/2010 19:41

Kate Bush wants you to stop taking her name in vain.

Heathcliffffff It's me o catheeeeeee I've come home nowwww

I always loved her lilac ruched dress and flailing arm dance.

Why is it that the people who are all cross about the little threadlet are the rude ones?

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TinyApeInBigPants · 26/05/2010 19:41

Ahhh it's a full moon tomorrow