to use electrical tape to squeeze my "breastfed-two-babies" boobs into a lovely summery bra designed for an 18 year old...

[Naetha]

title says it all really.

The bra fits fine if I don't move, but as soon as I bend over a little my boobs spill out of the middle.

Sigh another side-effect of having kids I guess.

If you can manage not to move all day, go for it!

I miss crop tops and hipster jeans. Doesn't really have the same effect anymore, now there's wobbly, crinkly extra bits hanging over the waistband.

well yes YABU its the PERFECT excuse to go shopping to get nicer and prettier bra ...

(I do understand)

You can get proper tit tape? I'm intrigued .

Shopping trip is planned soon, but can't find time without DCs to do it yet.

I was thinking bravissimo to get measured post babies and weight loss.

Get a proper fitted bra then!