to have forgotten what went with frangipan?

[Hullygully]

Skips prettily about the vast empty potentiality of the empty Hall and awaits.

Here you all are!

I am here but for a brief moment, mes cheres, as I am half way through making italian sausage (ahem) casserole and caponata for the hungry folk of E5.

I miss the company of you dear ladies sorely, though my foody emporium upon the Strand is the Talk of The Town, and all the upper 10,000 flock to my doors...

I am simply escaping to admire my clean kitchen, which I paid some one to clean. What a marvellous thing 'tis to be the mistress of such varied talent!

Should you not by now be Mrs Miggins? A pie shop would be most enjoyable. Pie and ale mmmmm

Mimi! How I have pined for you. Have you only just found us? Zounds and zut alors, how well your establishment doth fare, it gladdens the cockles to hear it.

Pray tell, Mistress Pag, I stepped forth but for an instant and return to find yon sisterwife thread hath gone...what hath befallen it and its fruity naughtiness?

I too am most distressed to find the sisterwife vanished. How will we ever learn the peachy technique for ultimate pleasure?

I had to care for mama. She has returned to her Gin house, carried there by toy boy.

She is free now to tidy randomly until the early hours without tripping over the dog.

Hully, you seem to be creating much mischief on the site at the moment. Who would believe that incest, paedophiles and fruit wanking would cause such uproar.
The petty middle classes and their bourgeoise limitations...

Laydeees

I will take this moment to wish you all a wonderful bank holiday and half term. I am away once more to Spain..

farewell!

(PS I may try to post again tonight if DH is not nagging about farking mumsnet)

Adios amigo! Hasta la vista dos cervezas por favor. Manana, quanta costa? Andale andale!

We miss you already...

And yes, I fear I have been led astray into paths of mischief and will endeavour to stay on the narrow path of po.

Madame Pag! Have a delightful time.

I say!

Oh I missed waving you off Pag! Hope you are having a wonderful time

Hope everyone has had a fab long weekend.

Good morning dear ladies....

A miserable day in East London....dreaming of warmer climes...

Bloody English bloody weather. Pudding island indeed. Bah.

oh Hully, how I have missed you....but 15 hour days seem to eat into MNetting time something chronic....

I have a frightful crush on one of my customers....

Come on Mimi, spill the beans. Desperate need of vicarious sexual/romantic interest. What's he like? Does your heart go BOOM BOOM when he comes in and your cheeks flush becomingly? Do you lurve him summat awful? Do you give him extra big portions? There's nothing like a crush to brighten the gloomy English summer...

Yes yes and yes. Its awful. I mean, and he started it. By coming down and talking to me in the kitchen, and me vaguely thinking oh what a nice young man, then coming back and asking where I was and then the hideous stomach churning, gurning crushtwittery commenced. Then he came back with a girl...aaaahggghgghghghghghghg...and he must be 10 years younger than me. Oh blimey. But said it wasn't a hot date.

I just don't need it.

Can I just say 'Do you give him extra big portions?' made me giggle in a very Carry Onesque way

Ahhh Mimi, don't slap yourself too hard my love. Plus who's to say it's his girlfriend?

Hello Hully my lovely.

well, I did cunningly enquire when she was in the loo whether he needed a candle for his romantic date and he said oh no, just friends blah blah. I can't decide whether he likes me, likes my food or what.

Hey there Tiny. Isn't it exciting? Our v own online romance..

I think it def sounds like he's interested. How often does he come in (so to speak)?

If it's not indelicate, may one enquire what happened to the infrequently visiting partner...?

twat face boyfriend you mean? Another text fight a month or so before I opened, then radio silence. So just thought fuck it. I did text him to say cafe doing well, and got one back saying nice things....but he can bugger off. If you love someone as much as he said he loved me you stick around, even when things are hard and complicated. (might I add he had the hard and complicated stuff, not me).

So pah, I shall canoodle with handsome young single men with their own homes and a possible interest in my own delicious self.

he came in twice on saturday....

TWICE!!!!

Wedding bells...

Oh yes, If he came twice (fnar, fnar) he must be keen!

And saying she is 'just a friend' that's another good sign

...and tonight for "pudding".....