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to have forgotten what went with frangipan?

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Hullygully · 23/05/2010 19:56

Skips prettily about the vast empty potentiality of the empty Hall and awaits.

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Umami · 29/06/2010 18:49

You mean she won't be Nigella Gibbon?

Jamieandhismagictorch · 29/06/2010 19:49

Here in IPOAT land, she will be forever Nigella Gibbon .....

Hullygully · 30/06/2010 08:37

See I remember her becoming electrical, but not why..gnashes teeth. Was something to do with sparks.

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pagwatch · 30/06/2010 08:47

Nigella Gibbon

What an accomplised gel she is going to be!

Raised on maiden juice, bestowed with the kindness and love of here mama and the wisdom and wit of her many aunts....

Hullygully · 30/06/2010 08:56

Is it too soon to introduce her to the crinoline? Perhaps a boned babygro to accustom her gradually?

And it's never too early for the harpsichord.

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Umami · 30/06/2010 08:57
Umami · 30/06/2010 08:59

I shall tatt her a crinoline forthwith.

pagwatch · 30/06/2010 09:00

How proud we will be when she swoons for the first time...

[dewey eyed]

Hullygully · 30/06/2010 09:04

I have ordered her a Moses basket in the shape of a Phaeton.

Should we begin the search for a dancing master?

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pagwatch · 30/06/2010 09:05

YY
let us make her a crinoline - Gibbon will be showing her how useful they are by now...

Hullygully · 30/06/2010 09:10

So practical, and yet so feminine.

Have the kid gloves been ordered?

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Umami · 30/06/2010 09:11

Hully meets Nigella for the first time (with apologies to Nigella for the unflattering picture).

pagwatch · 30/06/2010 09:15
Grin
Umami · 30/06/2010 09:16

The Ambassador is the father!

Hullygully · 30/06/2010 09:17

Hully is alarmed when The baby's aunts arrive to admire her lustrousness

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Umami · 30/06/2010 09:17

GrinGrin

Hullygully · 30/06/2010 09:17

That is possibly the best title ever.

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Umami · 30/06/2010 09:17

Touché!

Umami · 30/06/2010 09:18

Drat. Now my touché does not scan!

Hullygully · 30/06/2010 09:20

That would also be a good title: Lawks! My Touche does not Scan

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pagwatch · 30/06/2010 09:20

Thats not fair. You could have used a picture from my best side

Hullygully · 30/06/2010 09:21

I thought it quite flattering - at least your wart is unseen.

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pagwatch · 30/06/2010 09:24

ahem. That is a teeny tiny mole....

Hullygully · 30/06/2010 09:32

Bless you. I have always admired the way you keep smiling

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pagwatch · 30/06/2010 09:37

Poor Nigella. How scared she will be to meet her loving aunts.

Where is gibbon? We need tales of her lying in.

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