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to have forgotten what went with frangipan?

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Hullygully · 23/05/2010 19:56

Skips prettily about the vast empty potentiality of the empty Hall and awaits.

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Umami · 30/06/2010 10:18

Mayhap she is not allowed out until she has been churched?

Hullygully · 30/06/2010 10:22

I fear the wet nurse has tarried o'er long and Gibbon has had to feed the infant herself

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Umami · 30/06/2010 10:38

Then I shall tatt her a mighty mammary so that she maybe prevented from such a common activity.

Hullygully · 30/06/2010 10:40

How very ingenious! I have placed an order for a milch cow with a most pleasing eye.

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Gibbon · 30/06/2010 23:52

All fab here DD2 is still in chilled and relaxed mode, you would forget she is here bless her. Sure that will change in a few days DD1 adores her thankfully but is a little emotional with me.

My parents here and DH off so am making the most of putting my feet up, hope you are all well, have been thinking of you all, I trust you all got the 'from the sublime to the ridiculous' vibes I have sent?

Next few days will put a pic on profile only you chaps can see, till then, take much care, linkage many random images (they always make me lol in real life) and take my cyber kisses for your own MWAH!

X

MadameDefarge · 01/07/2010 00:45

Is Nigella now the Official TinyApeInBigPants...?

Umami · 01/07/2010 07:01

Ah, so glad it's all going well Gibbon! How lovely! Mwah to all the Gibbons and ooochycooochucoooowho'sacutesiebootsieickleteenyweenyapeyden? to Nigella!!

Hullygully · 01/07/2010 09:11

So pleased it's going well, Gibbon. Love to you all and you should shortly receive a rather bulky passage if the demmed postillion isn't lost again. I am sending you the very latest in baby accoutrements - a swaddling board! They are all the rage and double as decorative wall hangings too.

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MadameDefarge · 01/07/2010 09:25

I think you'll find, Gibbon, my gift my more appropriate

{{http://www.silvercollection.it/RATTLEUNITE5bis.jpg and fully conforms to ancient health and safety rules]]

Hullygully · 01/07/2010 09:58

What news from the coalface, Mimi?

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MadameDefarge · 01/07/2010 10:43

Well, we are starting breakfasts next weekend...I have a lovely induction cooker now...and have just returned from my second stalking of crush. I now have his mobile number and full name. He did seem genuinely pleased to see me, and I did get a kiss and a hug on arrival. I arrived with an excuse...I would swap some meals if he would put up some shelves for me...

MadameDefarge · 01/07/2010 10:43

I try again

Hullygully · 01/07/2010 11:01

Do you hope to lure him with that exotic love toy?

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MadameDefarge · 01/07/2010 11:03

'tis a gift for the wondrous Nigella, sully not our thoughts of her with you low nonsense....

Hullygully · 01/07/2010 11:32

Isn't she a little young yet? I'd have at him with it first and save it for her for when she's older. Otherwise she'll have nothing to look forward to.

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MadameDefarge · 01/07/2010 12:26

tsk tsk.

Umami · 01/07/2010 17:54

Mimi, I would like kedgeree for breakfast. Like kippers, but better! Or how about some kind of lovely breakfast bruschetta with delicious bacon/ prosciutto and some nice summery tomatoes? Home-made granola (the recipe in Feast is very good)? Huevos rancheros? Some kind of breakfast burrito? Ooooh, blueberry pancakes! French toast! Pretty much anything from here.

I love breakfast

I will love you forever if you have some kind of veal cutlet and put it on your menu as the IPOAT special.

Jamieandhismagictorch · 01/07/2010 18:00

Gibbon - so glad you are well and the Funky Gibbons are thriving < imagines baby-head smell >

Will source suitable e-gift in a mo

Madame - am v v excited !! - will come over and brunch (I love brunch too). Will it be mid-week as well as weekends?

Jamieandhismagictorch · 01/07/2010 18:07

very useful for parking in the wheelchair space on buses

Umami · 01/07/2010 19:51

For her first World Book Day

Umami · 01/07/2010 20:00

Something to keep the little gibbons under control

MadameDefarge · 01/07/2010 20:10

isn't Nigella's nursery splendid?

Umami · 01/07/2010 20:51

I have engaged a nanny for her

Gibbon · 02/07/2010 16:04

love, love, love the links

Sorry tis but a fleeting visit but have loaded a photo of Nigella 1 day old. It's not public but hopefully you chaps should be able to see it (if I have done it correctly! )

Mwah x

Hullygully · 02/07/2010 16:30

Oh Gibbon!

Look at the lovely electrical Nigella!! She is FAB. Mwah mwah mwah.

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