to have forgotten what went with frangipan?

[Hullygully]

Skips prettily about the vast empty potentiality of the empty Hall and awaits.

Poor Hullys DD

Did she sit trying to be invisible whilst mama writhered around in a frenzy of inappropriate lusting?

has anyone else noticed how much sharper Hullys cutting and pasteing is when there are amply filled pants involved?

She sat bored with her mates while I wept and cheered and ate toffee poppets. I really should get out more.

But Tomas was delightful. So lithe and smouldering.

mmmn.... toffee poppets...

can't do links"
bloody links"
"Ooh look, a huge cock"

toffee poppets and 3d glasses. Goodness, my cup ranneth over.

What a splendid beast.

There was MAIDEN JUICE all over the cinema floor. In 3d, no less.

It was carnage.

Hairlair ladies. I have not been on here for aaages, but wanted to pop in and see how it is all hanging. And I see it is very much hanging. And Bulging, and Throbbing.

This has decided me to take up Charlie-boys suggestion to take him to see Streetdance 3D.

Buggerit, my tea has gone cold as I was too busy looking at ballet porn.

Go James. Go see lovely Tomas leap and thrust.

I went to see Swan Lake "in the round" at Albert's Hall. Being as we couldn't see the fronts of the people on our side of the semi-circle, I had to content myself with the muscly arses of the dancers on the other half of the semi circle (still with me?). Most discombobulating

Thrust

I blame Hully for all of this.

I have come over all uncontained

Poor chap.

Where is Gibbon? She would be enjoying this ogling and inyourendo.

Let us hope she is not being all selfish and having electrical nigel without us...

Madame Gibbon is Far Too Busy incubating the Answer to the World's Ills....tsk

Ds has finally decided he wants a disco for his 10th birthday next weekend (lets not think about how fucking hard that is going to be regarding caff) so am finally emailing other parents frantically demanding the presence of their offspring...blimey. some people actually have planned social occasions, so ds is going to be down several classmates (he only wants to invite current classmates as apparently he has "moved on" from old friends [shock}

ah fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck.

Still, his venue is the coolest smoothie/juice/cocktail/private party space ON THE PLANET!

Now just need sodding DJ who knows what 10 year olds want to dance to...

Oh, dear God, I need help. Did I mention the food allergies of all his guests?

And keep your filthy dance porn to yourselves...I am only just regaining equilibrium after crush visit...have decided the only way forward is to make sure he moves very far away and I never have to see him again....

I missed all the package porn!

Curses.

'inyourendo' - love it, made me laugh out loud in RL, lovely to see you widow. You too Jamie.

The disco sounds like fun Mimi! and the venue sounds fab

I am still walking like John Wayne and getting painful braxton Hicks, so much so I wondered if it was labour in the wee small hours...I could have this for weeks yet

Ooooooh - how exciting Gibbon! (for us, I mean - sorry - the last few weeks aren't a bundle of laughs). All the best of luck x

Madame - pray tell where this cool venue is? - DS1 could use a few cool points. Still planning to come over to your gaff. DH is up for it. Not making out of Stokey social-wise ATM so I need a change

Hello ladies.

Gibbon, your John Wayne analogy has me worried. Pistol packing Mama?

Mimi, yeah, that cool venue; DS will love it! Sorry that The Crush is not all he might be - but it's not over yet... He'll be back, I bet.

Jamie, cantcha keep our Meems out of trouble?

Hully, with your links you have made an old lady very happy.

Umami, you are just naughty but nice.

And Pag, of course, is queen.

Night all.