to have forgotten what went with frangipan?

[Hullygully]

Skips prettily about the vast empty potentiality of the empty Hall and awaits.

Don't be daft Bibs. It is hardly a private party, despite the unusual apparel sported by most of those present.

You are always welcome bibbity, everyone is! - the only prerequisite is that you are slighty unhinged and can make a joke about a bush, the length of ones hose and how wet it can get you.

I blame the hormones for my preoccupation with all things double-entendresque btw.

always a delight, Bibs me old mucker...'tis true, of late, I have somewhat preoccupied with Empire building...would love for you to do some MN mystery shopping, tho' you are likely to see me in a quivering heap in a corner of the kitchen whimpering "I can't do this!" while my trusty staff roll their eyes and get on with sensible stuff....

I recommend the rhubarb and custard tart....

Have been reading thread on the Mumsnet haircut. I need someone to talk me down.

I have been to see Streetdance in 3D. I feel the need for a crew and a lovely ballet dancer like delightful Tomas.

What haircut thread?

We are your crew Hully, though I don't know which of us might be Tomas.

Haircut thread where you put your hair in a ponytail, chop a lump of the ponytail off and Poof! When you take the ponytail down your hair is magically beautiful. 'twas not exciting or anything, but I am considering taking the kitchen scissors to my own hair, and this can only be A Bad Thing.

Don't Do It. Drink wine instead.

Is your gastro better? Germs can give one funny ideas.

Have you seen Streetdance? (Ridiculous question as you have a baby, not a nearly-teen). I shall see if I can't find a pic of the lovely child Tomas.

No I won't. It is just too sad. Can only use the excuse of an Extremely Stressful Weekend.

I thought my gastro was better, but now I believe I have the same condition that PenisDogPenis had when he was thought to be dying

I shall investigate Tomas for myself....

Is this a Tomas?

No. Tomas is a ballet dancer. He is about five.

Ah. It appears he is terribly famous. Being old and that I was unaware. There are some rather saucy photos of him nearly in a sheet, but I have refrained.

About 5 actually or about 5 in the way that policeman are getting younger?

Ah. The latter I see

Lawks. I certainly didn't hunt out said sheet picture. No sirree.

Do you think if I dyed my hair, went on a crash diet, had plastic surgery and liposuction and learnt street dancing that people would laugh?

Sheet picture most disturbing. Had to look away. Did you see the one of him kind of leaning about in his (very filled) briefs? I didn't.

just to save the others searching when they turn up

No, and nor did I see the one of him cavorting with another finely muscled gent. Phew.

It's like the old days of Mr Depp and his friends waiting for us at the ball.

Perhaps dear Mr Winsor would care to shake his booty with a passel of slightly overdone, lavender scented, heavily clad ladeez?

Look at the trews

Richard Winsor + Johnny Depp = Dancing Scissorhands