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to have forgotten what went with frangipan?

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Hullygully · 23/05/2010 19:56

Skips prettily about the vast empty potentiality of the empty Hall and awaits.

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Gibbon · 21/06/2010 22:59

Ah Princessa - lovely to see you, giggling at image of you naughtily tittering into a lace hankie

Much love to all x

Umami · 23/06/2010 12:09

Well Howdy there Princessa! You make me feel like a naughty naughty cake (my Nan used to call cream cakes this - I had always assumed it was from some advert but perhaps it was just her?). I see myself as a chocolate éclair, I think.

How is electrical Nigel treating you in this heat, GIbbon? I hope you are not too uncomfortable.

Is it a very bad sign that upon noting some upcoming NICE guidance "Percutaneous occlusion of left atrial appendage in non-valvular atrial fibrillation for the prevention of thromboembolism (review of IPG181)", I sniggered at appendage? I blame you lot.

Hullygully · 23/06/2010 12:14

valvular had me snorting.

I am full of a nameless discontent and a sense of life slipping by ever faster.

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Umami · 23/06/2010 12:25

Fibrillation is probably worth a snigger. "His throbbing valvular appendage was fibrillating with passion".

I imagine it is the heat, Hully. Hot, sticky weather always stirs up nameless discontent.

I suggest some sea-bathing.

Hullygully · 23/06/2010 12:29

The sea is Fucking Freezing. That would produce very Nameful Discontent.

I think toast might do it.

I have always been very keen on defibrillation.

Great remark from dd yesterday on the ongoing girl-spite. I suggested they needed to come up with strategies to help them all move on and would probably need a mediator to help them all communicate.

Hmmm, says dd, but don't they mainly talk to the dead?

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Umami · 23/06/2010 12:38

At least with Nameful Discontent you know what the problem is. Smear yourself in goose fat, then a brisk dip followed by toast and tea.

Sorry for your dd that the girl-spite is still ongoing. Bloody girls. How is she coping with it?

Hullygully · 23/06/2010 12:40

Never mind her, I am now playing referee with the mothers. Such larks.

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Gibbon · 23/06/2010 13:46

Hmmm, says dd, but don't they mainly talk to the dead?

Hope you are all well, heat is not too bad in day but a bugger last night. I keep getting pains that come and go and had a show last night

Umami · 23/06/2010 14:13

Oooooooooh, a show!

Umami · 23/06/2010 14:14

Are you being The Voice of Reason Hully? What are the other mothers like? Are they yummy? Are they all dreadful itches?

Gibbon · 23/06/2010 14:19

widow, yes I was a bit 'ooohh is this it?'

Hully, I hope the other mothers are concerned too.

Hullygully · 23/06/2010 15:07

They are all nice people, just a little blind-spotted where their own dds are concerned. It's hard work to get them to see things in the round, etc etc. I seem to be saying "Let us take a step back" and "I think we need to concentrate on the future rather than dwell on the past" about every other sentence. Might have t-shirts made.

I have had a day off though so am feeling less beleaguered.

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Hullygully · 23/06/2010 15:07

I never had a show, what is it? I have a picture of a little entertainment, perhaps a Punch and Judy, as the waters cascade forth.

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Gibbon · 23/06/2010 15:14

It's a very attractive mucus plug Hully.

As baby moves down and body gets ready it make its appearance.

Mine had teeny tiny jazz hands and was singing Cabaret.

Hullygully · 23/06/2010 15:17

Ooer. I think I'm quite pleased I didn't have one. Are they large?

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Gibbon · 23/06/2010 15:23

No, not huge and I just had a little last night (bet you're all loving the tmi gibbon session here )

Hullygully · 23/06/2010 15:25

No, it's great Gibbon, we want to share in the arrival of electrical Nigel. I'm just a little hazy on the details of the natural way..

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Umami · 23/06/2010 15:28

I strongly recommend not Google-imaging mucus plug.

Hullygully · 23/06/2010 15:37

Well I'm going to now, naturally.

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Umami · 23/06/2010 15:47

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Umami · 23/06/2010 15:50

And when you've finished with mucus plugs, absolutely do not look up The Beautiful Cervix.

Jamieandhismagictorch · 23/06/2010 15:55

L a lot at "Jazz Hands"

I had a show too. It was entitled "Waiting for ... GOD !!! Ohhh!!"

(sorry, best I can manage)

Hullygully · 23/06/2010 16:04

I won't

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Hullygully · 23/06/2010 16:06

I got this for beautiful cervix. Obviously skipped sex ed at school then

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Jamieandhismagictorch · 23/06/2010 16:08

now I feel queasy ...

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