not to want to play host to the local swingers?

[StealthPolarBear]

insects that is?
Noticed lots of fly 'activity' going on on the clothes on my washing line yesterday, been out to hang more out today and they're at it again!
Is it fly mating season or something? this is not what I want for my DC's clothes, or mine for that matter. DH - well, what he doesn't know won't harm him

Insects is illegal in most countries. Except Egypt. Its compulsory there I think,
But only if you're a king. I may be wrong on all this

oh no I had no idea
what can I do?
So now I'm aiding and abetting, great

right I've stuck my head out and shouted "I'm calling the POLICE"
will give them 5 mins and then ceck they're gone

There was a frog orgy in my garden a while ago. Dh refered to it as frogs porn....

To think this type of behaviour goes on in broad daylight. Broken Britain.

sorry, did you say insects ?

oops. there goes my dyslexia again

lol at frogs porn

lol

I saw a clit licking frog advertised in the local petshop window. So I nipped in when noone was looking and the guy behind the counter said 'bonjour'