Mumsnet is crap tonight

[RunawayWife]

here

and here

There's a lot of it about...who do we blame?

It dates back to Cube Of Poo, I think...

Sorry just in case you missed these, I have not laughed so much in days

And may I direct you to my own here

Must be the weather

Ah yes, the third! So much poo, so little time

brilliant! hehe,, particularly rofl at the first one, thanks for bringing these to our attention Run!

Thank you mycat (great name) I love the take a shrimp net Idea, that made me LOL

Yeah, I wasn't so sure on the shrimp net, but have to say on my first day when it had happened about 3 times, I would gladly have bought and utilised said shrimp net.

Great threads to cheer up a saturday night.

It will go if you cover it in loo roll and then flush.....um I mean so I am told

Don't laugh at my predicament, help me.

You could try eating Heavier food

u need to use loads of loo roll - thick wodge that covers the whole water surface even the edges so when u flush it it pushes everything down. pull off a whole load from the roll, fold it up & place it carefully - and if they're those eco flushing loos make sure u use the longest flush u can. so dh tells me anyway... ;) good luck

btw thanks for this thread - was rofl :D

I too have PMSL one minute I was talking bollox (see thread about husband being a twat) (don't know how to link thread sorry) and the next talking crap!!!

Not bad for a sober saturady evening.

nothing like consistency and volume of faecal matter and how many wipes to hand thread