in thinking that maybe birdies hate morris dancing?

[SolidGoldBrass]

Last year at a morris danceout, a pigeon shat on my head. Today I had the washing out on the line and a flying FUCKING VULTURE shat all over my newly-washed morris kit shirt.
FUcking birds. Casserole the lot of them!

are you a morris dancer? and do morris dancers have danceouts?

I thought everyone hated Morris dancing.

i once worked for the national trust, and one day this woman came up to me and said

"will there be morris dancers here on the 16th May?"
"erm, I am not sure... I can find out if you like?"
"Yes please, because I want to bring my friend here but I really hate morris dancers, so we won't come if there will be any"

it was quite surreal.

sorry, that was fairly irrelevant wasn't it lol

I have been shit on by birds 3 times over the years but my partner refuses to do it
bah humbug

PM: Yes and yes (though when we say danceout we mean lots of us go out and dance, not quite like this

LTBR: Oh consider yourself mooned at.
JTP: What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? Don't ask her out again.