Poor Sam
She now has a period of questionable length of
her shoes are too high, she looks too frumpy, she should be doing more, she should be doing less, she is arrogant, she is too little wifey, she should be going back to work, she shouldn't be going back to work, her hair is too long for her age, she is too scruffy, fat , thin, polished, cold, warm, aloof ....
All she needs is to get photographed giving the new baby formula and the whole 'do as I do, meet my expectation, conform to my views' world of mumsnet will fucking implode.
We complain about how women are portrayed in the media and we can't wait....
Literally not in the door yet.
I can hear the sound of Sarah Browns hollow laughter from here