To Shout SHUSH

[Undertone]

Upstairs neighbour has a new girlfriend. They are currently enjoying some intimate time.

She has the MOST ANNOYING SEX GRUNT EVER.

It's kind of like a bored 'Aa' sound. FGS WOMAN AT LEAST SOUND INTERESTED.

now that I've noticed it, even though I'm listening to Radio 4 I keep picking it up at the edge of hearing.

I want to shout SHUSH (in a booming, matronly tone), but AIBU? I would find it mortifying if somebody did that to me.

Mabe I'm just jealous.

Get a broom...

LOL!!! Sorry really can't help but your post made me smile!!

Its like the old ' don't look now but...!' always makes you look!

BK It'll go with my pointy hat.

Mabe I'm just jealous.

10 /10 for honesty.

tuarags - I've seen the neighbour. I'm not actually jealous. So not that honest, really.

Post a note through the door asking if he wouldn't mind sorting out the noise from the slowly deflating "girlfriend" he has recently purchased.

or get DC to knock on the door with a sponsorship form or something whilst they are doing it. That should take the edge off it for a while....

Give them a big cheer and loud round of applause when they've finished

EcoLady - I'll do that next time!!

Read a mag today with a prob page and someone with the same experience. One reader said when she had the same thing she would out radio/ tv on loud etc as they did it and that when neighbours realised they could hear tv etc they realised neighbour could hear them !