In thinking David Cameron has the complexion of a used condom and is a untrusworthy sneak. Therefore can never be prime minister ??

[SwissMonsterRavingCheesyParty]

He is vile, I am of course right.

Discussion over .

YANBU - of course.

And Nick Clegg looks like he has got somebody else's skin over his own slightly oozing flesh beneath. Tis most odd - I swear there is an under-layer that moves when he speaks.

YANBU at all. Cameron is a c**t.

Doughnutty, I am certainly no journalist, just a cheese but could you please, please do a link ??!!

Ooooh, I feel all giddy, i've been humour poached

The Bullingdon Club photo is grim - I was at Oxford and I remember clubs like that and the stuff they did - vile.

But look at BoJo - he looks EXACTLY the same as he does now! How freaky.

Can't find it on the guardian website.
It might not show till tomorrow. I'll try to remember to check. Not the funniest but I saw it and thought of this thread.

PfftThePinkoLeftyDragon - well said. I wish journalists were as honest and to the point as you!

Missmoopy - also very well said.

Am I being unreasonable to wish people would stop going on mumsnet threads entitled 'Am I being unreasonable in thinking David Cameron has the complexion of a used condom and is a untrusworthy sneak. Therefore can never be prime minister ??' and being surprised that people are laughing about appearances rather than taking part in another considered debate about the policies!

Carry on with the insults; it's cheering me up - marginally!

Good point MrsT

Where you been hiding swiss

You're def NOT being unreasonable. He makes me itch...all over.

Urgh, he makes my teeth itch too.........

snigger

Mrs S Thats good! It's not the one from Sat though.

Sorry Swiss it'still not on the website today. I'll check again tomorrow.

swiss if you're still about, there are no Saturday cartoons in the Guradian archive but this ones from yesterday.

my fav thread title of all time tis fab and true.

VacPacked Gammon.

I was boiling a Waitrose Essentials Vacpacked gammon joint for my Mum who has had a hip operation, and I thought 'Oooh, look at that! It's like seeing the image of Christ in the middle of a Stuffed Crust Hawaian, or Esther Rantzen in a cow pat....and here he is, David Cameron in a vac-packed gammon joint! I have sent the pic to the Daily Mail and the Sun, but they haven't used it yet.