I'm not but bloody DD is.

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She has just had delivered an enormous chocolate Lindt bunny. Huge. Massive. Won it in acompetition.

Horrible child won't eat it. Won't let me even have a nibble.

So unfair.

Aw, she probably just wants to look at it and enjoy it for a while. YANBU though, I would be tempted to break off an ear 'accidentally'.

would have to be an accident involvingfalling on it quite hard. It is huge and solid and in a box.

perhaps a small tumble down the stairs?

Hahaha you poor thing! Time for a lesson on sharing?/ guilt trip?!?

We have a special chocolate hammer in our house, perfect for smashing easter eggs/chocolate bunnies etc to smithereens!

The joy of destruction is always enough to persuade my DCs to smash up 'n' share

Oh thank you for this thread,i've been miserable all day, this made me laugh out loud.